Jan23
The 12 Sights of Dublin.
To be sung aloud to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas.
On my way home through Dublin
The city offered me:
12 tourists frowning
11 emos sulking
10 bins a-stinking
9 car horns honking
8 pavements broken
7 shops a-vacant
6 Gardai speeding
5 Dutch Golds!
4 troubled youths
3 drunk hens
2 junkies slumped
and an altercation in an alley.